Digging up an ancient relic may not be an everyday occurrence, but there's a good chance it would be worth a pretty penny. How's that for making a quick buck? Heh heh. Well, if you're mood for some Italian insanity, you can feast your eyes on The Raiders of Atlantis knowing that it never runs..
Read moreJack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)
As monotonous as plumbing is, slaying monsters is far from unexciting. In fact, it is the main draw of Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer. You might be thinking, "With a title like that, does the film live up to its name?" Well, even though there aren't many scenes in which monsters are slain, the emphasis is..
Read moreThe Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)
Sword-shooting, men transforming into monsters, a wall of screaming faces, and a power hungry ruler. These are just a few of things that The Sword and the Sorcerer has to offer. It is the kind swashbuckling saga that once you press play, you are taken to a world in which imagination is the order of..
Read moreAlienator (1990)
Maybe the idea is to alienate the viewer? I'm not really sure. One thing is for sure, however: Fred Olen Ray is no stranger to schlock. He should get a medal for taking the most ridiculous concepts and making them into movies because he deserves it. I know that sounds preposterous, but the fact that..
Read moreI Saw the Devil (2010)
Revenge is a funny thing because when it is enacted, the point at which it ends is not predictable. In a way, this makes it all the more gratifying for the one who enacts it, which is apparent as per Soo-hyun's encounters with Kyung-chul. Each one serves as a cathartic release to the point where..
Read moreCleopatra Jones (1973)
If overseas drug cartel are getting greedy, then don't hesitate to get in touch with Cleopatra Jones. Not only is she no slouch when it comes to putting her foot down, but she has a presence -- a presence which emanates from the screen as she busts drug dealers and moves like the desert wind...
Read moreThe Inglorious Bastards (1978)
Whether they're in the midst of a shootout with Nazis or watching German nurses bathe in a river, these rogue soldiers sure know how to have a good time. That isn't to say that their mission is devoid of risk; in fact, it is quite the outing as the odds aren't in their favor. They..
Read moreThe Demolitionist (1995)
Hell has no fury like a woman transformed, eh? Well, since that's the case, you no longer have to stay up at night wondering what happen if the world's roughest bunch of criminals were at the mercy of a one woman army because this movie answers that question. Does that mean you'll be rest easy..
Read moreTerra Formars (2016)
Takashi Miike may not be an expert when it comes to entomology, but he knows how to make the most of an unusual premise. With that in mind, I would describe this as Miike lite, which isn't a bad thing because while he is known for his depictions of sexual deviancy and extreme violence, a..
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