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Sep 6, 2022 Grimm's Movie Reviews

DARK ANGEL (1990)

Explosions, drug dealing, endorphin extracting, projectile weapons, and a high speed pursuit. And to think that coming in peace meant no violence whatsoever. One thing is certain: it's Christmas in Houston, and a psychopathic alien is on the loose, injecting..

Jan 9, 2022 Grimm's Movie Reviews

The Raiders of Atlantis (1983)

Digging up an ancient relic may not be an everyday occurrence, but there's a good chance it would be worth a pretty penny. How's that for making a quick buck? Heh heh. Well, if you're mood for some Italian insanity,..

Aug 31, 2021 Grimm's Movie Reviews

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)

As monotonous as plumbing is, slaying monsters is far from unexciting. In fact, it is the main draw of Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer. You might be thinking, "With a title like that, does the film live up to its name?"..

Jun 1, 2021 Grimm's Movie Reviews

The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

Sword-shooting, men transforming into monsters, a wall of screaming faces, and a power hungry ruler. These are just a few of things that The Sword and the Sorcerer has to offer. It is the kind swashbuckling saga that once you..

May 18, 2021 Grimm's Movie Reviews

Alienator (1990)

Maybe the idea is to alienate the viewer? I'm not really sure. One thing is for sure, however: Fred Olen Ray is no stranger to schlock. He should get a medal for taking the most ridiculous concepts and making them..

Apr 19, 2021 Grimm's Movie Reviews

I Saw the Devil (2010)

Revenge is a funny thing because when it is enacted, the point at which it ends is not predictable. In a way, this makes it all the more gratifying for the one who enacts it, which is apparent as per..

Apr 19, 2021 Grimm's Movie Reviews

Cleopatra Jones (1973)

If overseas drug cartel are getting greedy, then don't hesitate to get in touch with Cleopatra Jones. Not only is she no slouch when it comes to putting her foot down, but she has a presence -- a presence which..

Jan 3, 2021 Grimm's Movie Reviews

The Inglorious Bastards (1978)

Whether they're in the midst of a shootout with Nazis or watching German nurses bathe in a river, these rogue soldiers sure know how to have a good time. That isn't to say that their mission is devoid of risk;..

Dec 27, 2020 Grimm's Movie Reviews

The Demolitionist (1995)

Hell has no fury like a woman transformed, eh? Well, since that's the case, you no longer have to stay up at night wondering what happen if the world's roughest bunch of criminals were at the mercy of a one..

May 27, 2020 Grimm's Movie Reviews

Terra Formars (2016)

Takashi Miike may not be an expert when it comes to entomology, but he knows how to make the most of an unusual premise. With that in mind, I would describe this as Miike lite, which isn't a bad thing..